Scuba Dives Back into the Deep Blue Sea

We regret to report that our friend 🇺🇸 Scuba has decided to depart DM in search of a more active clan where he can better hone his skills. We will miss his presence and thank him for being a dedicated stalwart of the clan for over the last three years! We are more than certain he will impress a new squad with his abilities in no time.

In other related news, we made a timely scientific advancement prior to Scuba’s departure. We secretly collected a sample of his DNA involving a very complicated Nigerian Prince scam (don’t ask), which allowed us to fabricate a clone that we’re calling “Snorkle.” We’re not making any promises, but he might be our future key to success. Watch out for him, and our other active Dangerous Monkeys, on a server near you!